“I JUST STORMED OUT OF BIDEN’S KANGAROO COURT!” Donald Trump wrote in an electronic mail to supporters late yesterday afternoon, shortly after the top of the primary day of his trial on costs of hiding hush-money funds in the course of the 2016 marketing campaign.

The assertion led off a fundraising enchantment, and it was, considerably predictably, a lie. Trump had walked out of the courtroom when the continuing ended, made a number of feedback to reporters, and left.

In historic phrases, what occurred within the Manhattan courtroom was momentous: the beginning of the first-ever felony trial of a former U.S. president. However in particulars, it was as boring as some other typical day in court docket. Decide Juan Merchan heard a collection of motions from attorneys, ruling extra usually in favor of the prosecution however often in favor of the protection, and punting different motions to later. Dozens of potential jurors filed by the court docket and answered a prolonged questionnaire, a part of a variety course of that would take weeks.

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It was, in different phrases, a sleep fest—maybe actually in Trump’s case. As reporters watching the continuing within the courtroom and in an overflow room stated, he appeared to nod off at one level early on.

The same old cliché for such broadly divergent accounts is to name this a “split-screen second.” However the trial isn’t televised, so the one display screen is the one exterior the court docket. That’s fortunate for Trump, and never solely as a result of his impromptu nap wasn’t captured on tape for the nation to look at. The absence of any video proof permits Trump to undertaking the story he needs onto the trial.

So, inside Merchan’s courtroom, issues glided by in regular vogue. Neither Trump nor his attorneys stated something about it being a kangaroo court docket or election interference, as he has alleged elsewhere. (Trump’s lawyer Todd Blanche did complain about his consumer being required to be current. “You don’t assume you ought to be right here in any respect proper now?” Merchan requested; Blanche affirmed.) Trump didn’t ship any of the outbursts that received him scolded by Justice Arthur Engoron, in his civil-fraud trial, or Decide Lewis Kaplan, within the defamation fits in opposition to him, although it’s in all probability only a matter of time.

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However his supporters gained’t know any of that, as a result of they gained’t be studying the reside updates from The New York Instances or CNN or The Washington Submit. They’ll be getting their information from Reality Social or Trump marketing campaign emails or the MAGA media machine. Even when Trump isn’t righteously jousting with the decide and being persecuted by the Soros machine, he can inform his base that he’s. Even higher, he can speak an excellent sport with out doing issues which may danger judicial sanctions.

Later yesterday, Trump logged on to Reality Social and delivered one thing within the type of anguished plea. “Who will clarify for me, to my fantastic son, Barron, who’s a GREAT Scholar at a implausible Faculty, that his Dad will possible not be allowed to attend his Commencement Ceremony, one thing that we now have been speaking about for years, as a result of a severely Conflicted and Corrupt New York State Decide needs me in Legal Court docket on a bogus ‘Biden Case’ which, in keeping with just about all Authorized Students and Pundits, has no advantage, and will NEVER have been introduced,” Trump wrote.

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This was not, actually, what Merchan stated. The decide had merely deferred ruling on whether or not Trump may very well be absent till later within the trial. But when actuality doesn’t make for an excellent story—or a helpful political bludgeon—then it’s straightforward for Trump to make up a greater one.